Awesome.
Nervetapping Neckband

I've added another irrational fear to my list: Straight razors.

CREEPY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCrGnd3ljqA

A new high for the craziest way to die: http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/eagleray/index.html

Feeling slightly better about things. I may have overreacted. 

First post from Dashboard! Woo!