See Google. See Google Censor
"Do no evil", eh?
Monday, January 30, 2006
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Wow. So Hawaii is pretty neat. 5 minute walk to the beach for snorkeling. Went again today and took the spear we got to try and spear some fish. I only saw one that was of good size and it got away from me. Ah well. Mostly for sport. I mean, I'd eat it and it'd be cool, but I don't NEED to kill my own fish. I have enough income to pay for someone else's fish that probably wasn't caught by hand with a spear. Anyway, cool.
Friday, January 27, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Interesting: Body Box – An Automated Washing Machine with the Luxury of Bathroom
Want one of these: PowerFilm® 10 Watt Foldable Solar Battery Charger
Want one of these: PowerFilm® 10 Watt Foldable Solar Battery Charger
A great quote from an interesting article. Racing in Alaska: "There are tours to Admiralty, to view the greatest concentration of brown bears in the world. It's no place to step ashore casually, however. One guide suggests that to stop a charging bear, you need a rifle that will penetrate 42 inches of wet phone books, or a very well-timed bolt of lightning."
Oh, a couple of my friends grew up on that island. They are one of four families that lives there.
Oh, a couple of my friends grew up on that island. They are one of four families that lives there.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Friday, January 13, 2006
Photo: lesbian kiss in Tiananmen Square under guards, Mao
I have been thinking a lot about China lately. It seems to be such an enigma to westerners. The language is among the most complex, and the history and customs are older than the entire U.S.A.'s history. They all at once seem like an oppressed people and the greatest force on earth. The same is true of lesbians. There is some odd compulsion in the (U.S.A) male populace that finds lesbianism erotic. I have never understood this or felt it. I am in awe of lesbians because they are what I can never be. Gay men, not so hard to identify with. I have the same equipment. Lesbianism seems like the ultimate rejection or all that is male. How could that be erotic? When I see "hot" lesbian action, I just think of how I am forever denied that experience. It's not that I want to be transexual. That's not the same. I just want the body-mind swap to experience it. To all lesbians: I am jealous.
It feels as though the only area in which my male body has an advantage is in capacity for physical strength, and I am nowhere near that ideal. And that doesn't even seem like a useful goal. I can hone my body to it's potential. It was for many years. I know what it is like to feel every movement to be controlled and precise. Years of gymnastics, martial arts and rock climbing will do that.
I have lost that, because for the last 6 years I have been going to school, supposedly honing my mind. I have the degrees to show for it. I feel like I have once again run up against some invisible wall that limits me. This time it is mental. I can't memorize or access enough information. It's just the same as the physical limits. There is some point where I either have to stop to maintain balance or specialize and lose performance in another area.
So what do I do now?
I don't know.
I have been thinking a lot about China lately. It seems to be such an enigma to westerners. The language is among the most complex, and the history and customs are older than the entire U.S.A.'s history. They all at once seem like an oppressed people and the greatest force on earth. The same is true of lesbians. There is some odd compulsion in the (U.S.A) male populace that finds lesbianism erotic. I have never understood this or felt it. I am in awe of lesbians because they are what I can never be. Gay men, not so hard to identify with. I have the same equipment. Lesbianism seems like the ultimate rejection or all that is male. How could that be erotic? When I see "hot" lesbian action, I just think of how I am forever denied that experience. It's not that I want to be transexual. That's not the same. I just want the body-mind swap to experience it. To all lesbians: I am jealous.
It feels as though the only area in which my male body has an advantage is in capacity for physical strength, and I am nowhere near that ideal. And that doesn't even seem like a useful goal. I can hone my body to it's potential. It was for many years. I know what it is like to feel every movement to be controlled and precise. Years of gymnastics, martial arts and rock climbing will do that.
I have lost that, because for the last 6 years I have been going to school, supposedly honing my mind. I have the degrees to show for it. I feel like I have once again run up against some invisible wall that limits me. This time it is mental. I can't memorize or access enough information. It's just the same as the physical limits. There is some point where I either have to stop to maintain balance or specialize and lose performance in another area.
So what do I do now?
I don't know.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Very important things about Chuck
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Pirates never were very smart.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Pirates never were very smart.
Friday, January 06, 2006
Well? Don't you want one? This Aint No Willie Wonka
Bee Cows will rule the universe unless the Dog Babies can stop them!
Bee Cows will rule the universe unless the Dog Babies can stop them!
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
